please dude

I was told I'm incredibly 
dense and clever. Some 
asshole in the mirror trick, 
thinks shading his eyes 
dims mine! Let players 
hate their own game, I 
say. I say: Tough Guy,
if you're so

gorgeous
and strong 
- what are
you doing 
gazing so
long

at me
for, huh?
Brush your 
teeth, flush, spit
and done with it
already. 

Wash your hands 
of your half of this
whole deal, alright?
Homer to base! We
copy. 

Over and out
"please dude"