Putting on a Program

Come on GIRL!
You know any MAN 
with a pussy like YOURS
to call his own bone home 
whenever you let him would 
thank his lucky ASS 
for the chance to "say Hi," 
maybe call your eyes pretty, 
but fuck that. I talk very raw 
and completely at ease with it.
Hello and welcome again 
to the show! Rude Smooth 
For Dudes with Lady Problems 
- because there are no "problem
ladies," am I right, ladies? MEN!
Is your woman sick of the way
you pitch woo like you didn't
mean to? Or it? Well strap in
and hearken your HEART
to how I speak so pure
and sincere nothing between
your woman's ears OR legs
could doubt that shit! I will
unlock the tumblers on your
dumbass façade to how you'll
bare your heart clean, strong
and manly, speak clear as
BALLS - crystal - and way
easier to see the future through,
because this woman you found
- she deserves it man. 

You know.

Well I'm here to teach you the
trick to it is NO trick, and before
we go - you might find a little
something to say to the lady,
make her feel like you know
what a man's about her. Ready? 

First up, spin a tune. Set the tone. 
This one's called BACH: Toccata 
and Fugue in D minor. 

It uh primes the mind, so listen in.