So first off, there is
no one (1). Ace pulls
double-duty as one
or fourteen as needed.
So if this were
the scale of human intelligence:
2
3
4
5
6.
7
(theoretical: 7.5)
8
9
10
J. (11)
Q (12)
K (13)
A. (14)
Average would be 5, 6 or
7. That's not where it falls
numerically, but a statistical
bell-curve distribution bears
me out. Numerically, it would
hit right at 7.5,
leaving out the fact that the smartest
(Ace) is also sometimes
the stupidest.
That's more realistic than some like
to get. In reality, you have to face facts:
no number one, and let it go at that.
Two
is the loneliest number now, somehow.
We don't find some undisputed #1 - and
then laugh to discover it's the dumbest
around! Nor do we find human baseline
normal hits at the midpoint
of all intelligence possible.
It hits right strong flush
in the range of adaptively
adequate to thrive, and with
social creatures like us, that's
far less a competition than a
collaboration.
If we take a step back, rationally
each of us is playing with a deck
of between 12 and 172 cards, but
only 52 of them can even be real,
and nobody has more than 38-44
of those. The extra cards are made
-up woo woo horseshit in suits like
cups, coins, swords and wands (or
staves, if you overcompensate for
what's in your hand). Sometimes
SORRY! Or UNO, even Old Maid.
These don't count, but they can mess
you up if you shuffle what cha got
and come up with a hand full of
nonsense.
That's the deck of intelligence
each of us has. Nobody's all aces
straight through, it matters the topic
the field, the suit plus high card.
We shuffle, we deal - this occurs
cognitively, in the inkle, AKA
the thinknoodle, the wonderknot
- the brain's mind. It's normal,
don't romanticize the thinking
process, please.
We pull from the deck and peek
at what's in our hand, and we
grin,
or groan,
or blush,
or remain impassive.
Inscrutable.
Despite an amazing hand of
five of diamonds, queen of
cups, ace of fives, nude maid
and SORRY!
who the hell
put that ace of fives
in there. Some might like
to know.
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