my pronoun is on

My pronoun is one.
Bit pompous, huh?
But chosen: one.

Rock numbers duh,
when asked what's best
behind my back in
gossiping:

Go one!
A fact!

For I am one.
One man! One each!
Just one
can make a difference
beach to crash a whaling
surf upon. If I'm not
here?

Just call me, hun.
I might come running
or correct, but either
way - you'll call me

"you"

as we connect? I bet?
Won't you?

It is the name
of all respect twixt two,
you know. Unless, it's
"Joe"
or "Cynthia," or "Jack" or "Moe"
or "Larry," curly - hairy huh?

Let's stick with you,
for you.
You call me

DUH