Privacy cam

I shake the whole house when I masturbate. 
It's a good thing I live alone - hey, wait 

The people above and below can tell! 
They're laughing in heaven 
and crying in hell?

Imagine if Plato, Diogenes, 
Joe Stalin and Nietzsche, 
whomever you please, 
Catherine the Great 
and Helen of Troy (if
she ever existed, oh man)
(oh boy), from wherever your judgment 
placed each of them - they all stand agape 
and agog at you! Whenever you take 

an idle hand,
and an idle moment 
to make self-woo!
Laughing and pointing! 
Spreading the word! Come

look! 

This person is Jill-Jacking off
all over the earth! 

Oh, it never grows old in eternity. 
Just a childish bunch of voyeurs, 

you see. 

And so I suppose are we.