I put my pants on as a hat!
With pantlegs trailing
back to flap, a sock
on front for modesty,
and topless. Since
I had to be.
I wore my best
dress shoes, a frown
and clean-shaved cheeks
(that's up, not down)
and that is how I went
to town.
Which all went fine!
Is it because this story's set
in worlds where we
are not neurotic
anti-nature
pipsqueaks who
have hired gun thugs
just to keep our own plus
other peoples' clothes on? No.
It is because - forgot to say -
above it all, I shimmied on
a gorgeous gown.
And that is how I went to town.
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