Really, it wouldn't
matter if everyone on Earth found out
at once, about
Superman's secret identity.
That dude is so fast
and so smooth,
he could fly around the world
in a couple seconds kissing eight
billion people at once, before
they knew what hit them!
And they'd forget all about
it, plus any other
of his secrets.
That's still
one of his superpowers, right?
So how do we know
he's not already doing it?
Pretty creepy, Superman.
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