The man with the mustard stain

The man with a mustard stain goes out 
with a mustard stain. And everybody's 
like "you know that guy?" "The one 
with the mustard stain?" Oh yeah 

He's always on high in the place to be
with the UV lights, in the club  
he's got a mustard stain on the brain. 

He couldn't even see it
when he got dressed 
but out here it glows.
He's the main man with
the stain laid plain, so

everyone knows

Pretty soon, regionally, sales
of mustard have gone through
the roof - does he work 
for the company?

Were we all just manipulated? Now 
everybody's got a mustard stain as
proof, and we're working it out 
under UV lights by
body sweat
 and he says,

"Say, you know 
- I didn't want to say,

but 

you have a mustard stain." 

Yeah I know 
it's the best