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Thursday, January 26, 2023

some fantasies are questionable

Some fantasies are - no
offense - pretty unmanly.
Why do men have these 
fantasies about women? Like 

You might get completely 
sucked up into her 
ravenous womb 
and devoured? She's 

really not that into you 
dude 

Or worse - the classic 
'vagina dentata' - NOM 
NOM NOM OW!! It's 

not a believable mutation
to just suddenly happen
all at once. That wouldn't
get you into the X-Men.
Nor is it an adaptive feature 
for anyone to build up in
incremental steppy-step
stages
down
many 
generations. Such
teeth placed there would
actively discourage reproductive 
success! - and be a potential 
danger to baby! As if mom 

doesn't have enough going 
on just then, wow. Teeth. 

There. 

Can you imagine having 
to brush and floss down 
there? Admittedly, dental 
hygiene companies could 
be salivating at this new 
market. "We'll make a mint!" 

Ob/gyns would probably 
have to side-specialize 
in dentistry (and even 
orthodontics) to offer 

a complete service. 

Well?
Is any of this shit
happening in reality?
Around you? Oh, you don't 

know?

The ol' "not a woman"
excuse? Grow up. 

You would know

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