"Worst Surfers" (proposed Vedder/Stipe collaboration)

Surf the worst / between us what
hell, are you doing? not our business, but
The worst! ohhhhhhhh between us
Your breath is making us drown
Your breath is making us drown

Listen you bald ass clown my lord
Quit flailing our limbs, now going in
Time to stop shredding our vocal chord
All I can do is close eyes and sway
That's not going to save us out here, no
Not any day, with the stars crashing in in music box souls
with weird beard chin just loose your board and,
lose that bored expression, man we both just scored! Uh

Surf the worst
Between us
What the hell you doing out here?
Your business? Worst oh worst
Between two men
If any show up let's
Pretend we're them
I'll howl deep
If you whine hard
Push in pull beside me
with all regard

It's a posted beach
no rescue now
what's this warm tide oh
between us somehow too oh
man

smells

Oh uhhhh man!
Smeeeelllleee-ells

Like salt spray and hot old
college rock dells

Did you do that?

(no guitar solo)