Yelp is an anus of lies.
Larry's Deli (Tampa Bay
Area, Florida) is gold.
Their Cuban sandwich
is fuck hot toasty
meaty bun-crunchy
just the right cheesy,
mustardy and with a kiss
of pickles DELICIOUS. Yelp
is ego shit for prima donna crybaby diva TANTRUM CUNTS
who think the world's purpose is to wait on their
hyperentitled overprivileged ASS, just because
they're the customer, they came in
for help,
for service,
it should be with at least a sting of HUMILITY
that you petition another for what they can do
for you, and the fact you may pay
does not elevate you to a lordship, lady. Yelp
ought to be rechristened something more unambiguously
painful, because it is to see these fucks
disporting their dudgeon and snoot
in disgusting comportment
all over the internet, or at least
on Yelp. Yelp
can go to a bag of dicks restaurant
and order the famous five-star bag of dicks
blue plate special,
and eat it,
and I give it two
and a half stars,
on a scale of eleven.
Which I think is fair
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WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE
is largely a matter of pathetic superstition
involving some syllables pack extra FOUL, BAD
POWER despite synonyms of exact same denotative
meaning, typically inculcated by parents
of an ignorant, incompetent or abusively
cruel kind, in order to install in their
own child's mind a weakness for the whole
wide world
to exploit with glee, for their whole life
long, unless and except they spot the flaw,
discard it as unworthy, and GROW UP
- and therefore, should be avoided. Most
of these superstitious types are good, kind,
decent and harmless, or at least try
to be nice, and you don't want to hurt
such sitting ducks. They waddle and quack
pleasantly enough. Mercy is indicated
upon the weak. Whether it was done
to them, naturally or nurturally, or whether
they simply chose it each day, and in each
such encounter. Mercy is indicated.
Cheers
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