Raw Apple Pie
* apples, five - skinned and cut in chunks
* pie shell, graham cracker
* special caramel-apple sauce (see recipe in episode 2)
* pie crust dough (for top)
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place raw
apple slices artfully
in the waiting shell,
drizzling liberally as you go
with special caramel-apple sauce
so that all pieces are unevenly coated,
Put the pie dough on top - strip
method if you wish, but I prefer
plunk it on, and a few slits in the top.
Place in oven - only just long
enough to cook the top to a golden brown. Remove
and serve immediately. Sticky,
goodness! When I say "smelly"
I mean the fresh, crisp scent and snap
of a raw, autumn ripe caramel apple!
They totally smell. It's subtler
than the hot, softened baked apple
full aroma, but it's a distinct
and delicious smell.
Serving suggestion: with a tall cold glass
of milk. After each pie bite, take a big cold swig, look
at the other person and say "APPLE MILK!! EW!!!!!"
take turns, repeat, until dissolve
End of recipe.