An unorthodox cop left stranded in a crime
scene time loop finds unexpected romance
with the to-die-and-come-back-for girl
of her dreams. Who is doing this? The answer
will surprise and disgust someone you know.
Two teen hijinkers get in over their heads
when they decide to hijink a very commercial
airliner in this unconventional, uplifting and
grimly twisted amorality lesson. Directed by
the swan in the pond you see in the opening
credits montage.
In a surprise multiversal twist ending, we find
out nobody and everybody was what we thought
they were - making us all want to sit back down
and watch again from the beginning to see if it
even fits as a grizzled, lone wolf school teacher
hits it off with a reverse pedophile - a schoolchild
who preys on unsuspecting grownups for sick thrills!
Only one teacher can possibly teach this kid the only
lesson any kid with a habit like that needs to learn:
knock it off. But will they?
In this spontaneously classic children's tale,
a bear, a rowboat and the Pope are out in the
desert. The rowboat says to the Pope, holy
father, you're privy to the cosmic mysteries
of the universe. What causes gravity? The
Pope says mass.
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