check!

400 years ago,
anyone who even tried
to do what you just
did
would
probably
have died. Worse
than that:

they'd never even try. 

They'd live their whole lives
and die not knowing

what you take for doot-di-doo
granted is even within the possible.

For them - it isn't. SO
I think maybe you need
to check your relative
historical period privilege,
ASS.