I'm the Original ("Twisted Individual")

I came to get up I came to get down I came to get back bust forth chase your forces around the block double back bite you in the ass and retreat strategically but you know me I wouldn’t ever admit defeat (since) even if you could pull it off but you’re soft you talk loud while you swing your little itty bitty stick around blatantly ignoring presidential advice. Well I suppose the only history you know is Miami Vice old teevee shows in syndication! Well I’m about to bring you up to speed with information you ain’t seen yet heard yet it’s not on the ‘net in your online chat group live on the world wide web because the only place you get it is here. I’m in your face from the nose to the ear, so it’s clear you need to focus I’ll conduct you to the chorus weed your mind like it’s a garden and arrange it like a florist, “’cuz” I'm the original. I'm the original. Twisted individual! I'm the original. Come on come over baby and twist a little with me, I'm the original. I'm the original "twisted individual" I'm the original. You get all bent out of shape, but you're 

cute

that

way

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Verse 2 to follow.