Are you reading thoughts? In my head? Because lately I agree with your bullshit a lot

No!
I have never
been able to read thoughts
in anyone's head. I don't
believe anyone is able
to do that.

Even my own
I can’t “read” per
se. Only per
say!

Say, it would
be horrifying if
I believed it were
possible. Monstrous. I don't,
though, so it's just sort of interesting
and unthreatening, like the implications
of a sci-fi or magical superpower. I don't

mind fiction of that sort.
Oddly enough, I seem
to have some success
reading souls, but

that takes eye contact.