I like to skulk along cheery suburban lanes, lull
and lure gullible, vulnerable underage children,
get them into my van with candy and beat them bloody
with a rubber police truncheon. What the fuck! Who the hell
would say things like these, what possible - can we, is it
allowed, what remedy? This is beyond what we can tolerate!
Some - who, what does he call himself, call it - poetry? Fuck
that! As a society, you know - we know this is not art, it's
I know it when I see it! Art like this
ought to be punishable by, fine, what
- imprisonment? Not remotely! Not enough,
what about - lynch mob justice? You bet it is,
this motherfucker will be tracked down, bum
rushed and strung up - then set on
for such verse, such words - it doesn't even qualify!
It's not "art" why you,
you "shock" "artist" - what's so shocking about a SCUMBAG?
We're sick enough of this already, sick of you, this so-
called "art" of yours is not "edgy,"
"transgressive," it is just the same USUAL SICK SHIT that we need
to come together on as a collective, and agree to see "Hey,
this needs stamping out," - Let's see how "performance
art" your twitches and sizzles
on the electric chair are! PATRIOT
ACT, MOTHERFUCKER! We're pretty sure
we got you covered there! Next time,
check the fine print before saying some shit
like that about the kids! It's a hate crime - it's terrorism
it is. To try to say that shit, something outrageous
just to what - whatever, make people think you're a rebel
outcast artist trying to outdistance our comfortable comfort zones
far from how we'd like it to be, and right smack down into that sick gutter
of how it "really is"? Or so you say! Oh, what - so THAT'S your defense?
Is that your excuse? "I wasn't really - it was just - ! I was being
edgy and transgressive," well you fucked up there, hoss. Didn't
Not the reception you hoped to get, all gala luncheon and laurels
for spreading your filth as culture? Yeaaaaaahhhhhh TWAT! Twat on you,
you little pissminnow! You screwed it on this one, pal. You shit the tux,
there will be no gala luncheon. Let's see how "edgy" and
"transgressive" WE can get, now - it's our turn to "shock"! Oh,
we can be very edgy,very artistically creative, too - ever heard
of "Performance Justice"? Well, it's an art-in-progress,
we're making it up. How does this sound so far? We hereby
verdict you: Indefensible! Inexcusable! And yeah, we already knew
that the world is shit, and people are scum. You worm!
You have added no new information to our lives,
with your vile little "poetic" (so-called)
disclosures that do nothing but illuminate the slimy
yellow contours of your own sick BRAIN.
You will NOT be in receipt of the Nobel Prize.
Instead, guess what you get? Acclaim? No! You get
the full service treatment! Investigate! Arrest!
Charge! Try! Convict! Let's sentence you
to something so cruel, we'll have to make it usual
in order for it to stand up on appeal! Therefore,
CONSISTENTLY, for ALL people like you, the penalty
will hencefore, uniformly, USUALLY be: put you in a room,
immobilized by straps and with an automatic robot dildo
set to "slow, deep and punitive" - going RIGHT UP WHERE
you so (probably-lying) tell us you DON'T want it. Sicko! Well
maybe you don't, don't want it there. Here it comes!
- this is only the first
of ten to twenty years' worth
of weekly sessions, without
the possibility of.
Here it comes, thoroughly
and deep all the way in, stimulating
your so-called "prostate" PLEASURABLY
- the LAST thing you want! - hey, is that
an ERECTION? Are we MAKING YOU GAY? Are you getting
off on this? Titillated by it you sick perverted
sick fuck?! Take it! Take it, what you deserve! This
is exactly what
you are going to get. For what it's worth, I sure do
get a sublime and entirely unerotic satisfaction
from seeing justice done creatively and well. And so
should the world!
That's right, for what you shouldn't have said,
and as a dire warning to others, THIS
little sentence is going out live
on the internet. Patriot Act once again!
Like we said: utter abrogation of rights,
in the interest of the kids?
It's in there.
Oh, it's in there. NOW
how do you like your so-called
disgusting, degenerate "ART"
mister "poet"?! How's THAT for the "power" of "art"
Another scumbag off the streets. Courtesy of free verse
Folks, if only it could really work this way - or could it? Please,
write your congressman and find out for me
for all of us. For the kids I mean.