Vicioussitude

I'm pretty much the viciousness
I've got the wrong ass attitude.
The right ass attitude was bliss!
I went and flushed it down the tube, 
and pissed and laughed and flushed
again: for measure bad, apparently.  

I'm sworn and sworn again: to serve
all disservice, to uphold down itself
and to protect all harm. I swerve 
so unpredictedly, and then I see.
What jinks to put? When they say
"jinks" I say HOW HI. Put kinks
in games as pure and sweet
as vicious isn't.
Virtueless, I lie
unsheltered, hid
in virtue's lee,

then leap out lo! 

And suddenly, I

was me.