Tough Guy Sweet Theme Song

He can’t be defeated
Long as he knows why
The other guy’s a cretin
And he is TOUGH GUY SWEET!
Tough Guy Sweet’s an attitude
Anyone can do
Except Tough Guy Sweet is bulletproof
And can fall any distance without taking harm

TOUGH GUY SWEET!
CAN’T BE BEAT by a cretin!
TOUGH GUY SWEET!
HAS A VERY LOOSE definition of “cretin”!
It’s basically who fights TOUGH GUY SWEET

Never fights in anger
Never fights in love
Always fights in cold fury
Over some big bully’s shove
Tough Guy Sweet’s a hypocrite
’Cause he’s a bully, too
He says “Don’t be a bully”
“Or I’’ll come bully you”

TOUGH GUY SWEET!
CAN’T BE BEAT by a bully!
TOUGH GUY SWEET!
HAS A VERY STRICT definition of “bully”!
It’s basically who dominates by force and threat
It’s basically who dominates by force and threat!
It’s basically who’s dominated by TOUGH GUY SWEET!