why eight's great

If infinity
is sideways eight, 
then all eight needs 
to do is stop trying
so hard. Lie down 
for a spell 

and abracadabra, 
infinity! 

So much for "big
number nine," huh? 
Can't beat that sleepy
eight, not with any
number of zeroes!

Take a rest, eight. 
You'll earn it.