What if clickbait articles
were about You? All snark
and snide, grabby headlines
that the copy never quite
lives up to - yet leaves you
feeling smeared all the same!
"[Your Name] astonishes
entire Sunday brunch crew
with epic, unprecedented
fart," (click to read)
"[Your Name] commits
indefensible breach of
friendship by accidentally
telling gossip story to
the target of the gossip.
Thought it was about
somebody else!" (click
to read)
"[Your Name]'s claimed goals
for the next five years reveal
[You] have learned absolutely
nothing from the previous
[Your Real Age] years," (click)
(to read)
Then you click to see,
all pissed, and it turns out
to be a whole bunch of
bullshit. Some slideshow
that takes forever to get
nowhere. Click. Click.
Click.
It probably wouldn't be
hard, what with AI and
everything you type, text
or search.
Let's all get ready
for the next generation
in interactive content,
huh? Just in case.
Can't hurt to be ready
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