Why do you keep drinking
so much water while we're
hanging out? It's like nonstop
thirsty man. And you never say
"Cut!" to go peeps! I'm getting
pissed just looking at you keep
going.
Let's run this clear: this
is not a movie, you are not
some poor man's Brad Pitt
with an oral input tic in every
damn shot of each scene, trying
hold something consumable
(in this case potable) in one
hand
to stand out all subtle
while you work your mouth, but
can't afford anything more
substantial than plain water!
Man, I would smack that cup,
glass, bottle you keep switching
up on tap refill runs right out
of your hand!
If it was hot dogs, tacos
pizza slice, nachos or
cheeze whiz on jerky
sticks, because at that
point bring to share,
you pee oh ess!
You bring the damn
free water 'til the well,
tap and stores run dry,
I guess. Is it -
omg I'm so sorry
Is it diabetes? I heard
that diabetes sometimes
makes one thirsty as a
bag of pretzels. No?
Cool.
It's none of my business, then
but, if your object was anything
other than just thirst, my guess
runneth dry. You pull it off well,
I must say. Do tell,
me what's your secret?
And
why so dry, man! Can I
offer you a bag of pretzels? Something
to wash down by that? You'd clue me
if I was missing a hint, right?
OH.
That's not water, is it? You
went and got the vodka tank
system installed, that's why
your bank's so tapped you
can't spring for snacks! You
were talking about that before.
Why, sure, I'll have one, don't
mind if I do! Proust!
You bastard. It's just water!
Isn't it?
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