absurd ditty

O, what
an absurd ditty
is life! You buy
a dog and end up
with a wife and you’ve
never once dared to screw
that pooch. It’s against the law
- plus she’s not your type.

It could be worse. 
We surround in it. 
Can't take it all in, 
since none of it fits. 
Who says "wife's a bitch"
intends to die, or at least 
deserves richly such fate 

not I