Remember this: opinion
is an onion with a pin
in it. And if you seize
and jerk and work that pin
around, it tends to sting
the eyes a bit. You're working
through the layers, and the juice
has a strong, raw smell
like your breath. It
offends people.
Some people. Not saying
it offends me, but
brush your teeth
and change the subject,
shall we? I put the pin
in opinion. Take it out,
look, there's a hole now. Anybody
can see that. Yet don't
draw the wrong conclusion
and call it holy.
An onion with a hole poked in it
should be cooked or thrown out,
not held
sacred
1 comment:
This is so dumb. "Opinion" isn't "onion" with a "pin" in it it's "oion" with a "pin" in it.
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