I think most
of those time travel infant Hitler
assassination plots would fail hard.
The fucking disciplined hand-picked
chrono-assassin would get there
and be like "I CAN'T DO IT"
Mission control: "WHAT'S WRONG?"
Chronoassassin: "I THOUGHT HE'D
HAVE THAT LITTLE MUSTACHE! HE
HASN'T GOT ONE - THIS IS JUST A BABY."
Mission control: "Hold tight, C.A. Check
your left breast pocket, we've planned
for every contingency."
Then he checks the pocket
and there's a little stick-on mustache
in there. Perfect for baby
Happy ending aw
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