I kinda want to be the corpse
in the tv detective episode,
an easy acting job for me. Just
show up on an angry press conference
on a screen, in the background - Then
sat in a chair, looking dead
for a shot.
And a reverse shot
- the reaction. As whoever came in,
and discovered me: shock, grief,
probably remorse - maybe they
feel guilty about it. I was
killed,
after all.
And they did nothing. Well,
cut you some slack, people! You just
came in. Discovered me! You have
to call in
the main characters, see
what they think. Yup.
It's a case. That's the last
we'll see of me,
except
some photographs, evidence
materials, maybe - one detective
spots something canny
- what can it mean? I think
we might need me for a few
flashback scenes
in case they get hung up.
I could interact with
the main characters,
you know, it could be
the psychic episode. I
could solve the case
and marry the sexy detective
which
would outrage the fans,
okay. All stuck on the whole
will-they won't-they aren't
they? But,
it's a plot twist. No show
has integrity if what you expect
is all they can give.
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