Super envy

He stood hands on hips, 
blue shirt, red bib 
flipped to the back 
like a big baby in a cape
and let the bullets 

bounce off. Apart 
from invulnerability 
and strength, flying 
and all kinds of eye
and ear acumen, 

what's he got 
that I ain't got? 

Oh, okay, a full 
head of hair.
Some guys 
get all the luck