Advice for you

The advice you get
is the only advice you
should take. Don't get
in a pigfight. The pig wins.
Don't bet on a bad bet. Bet
on a good one instead! Don't 
count your money - SIDDOWN!
Know when it's right or wrong to
do or don't.   

Then you'll know how, 'cause you'll 
know what. Or why.

Then you'll be the one giving advice.
They'll just have to take it or leave it. 
Which, they'll probably be able 

to tell.