the dude accuser

I met a dude who was black

as my hand. And he said to me 
why are you racist, man? And 

I said to him why are you sexist,
girl? 

The scales his eyes held could 
weigh the world. He looked at 
me so damn hard, then cracked. 
He busted out laughing! and broke 

the mood. So you're saying you're 
not a racist, then?

I never said that 
I was 
my friend