sleep upside down

Sometimes when I sleep I sleep
upside down. I put my head

the other way.

One of my gf's
used to be like "NO"
But then she tried it!
She loved it! It was
just one way to liven
things up in bed I guess.

Of course she turned it
passive aggressive. If I was
in the stinkhouse and didn't
know otherwise, she'd dither
'til I got in first, and then

next thing I knew

- FEET!

This is really nobody's business,
but I totally sabotaged her bullshit
by kissing her feet. Next she'd be
getting in that way for NO stinkhouse
reason. Just to get her feet kissed!

She'd ruined her clear signal with
love-toned ambiguity heh heh heh
heh