a naming of holes

An asshole is
a person but 
a shithole is
a place. And

I guess a fuckhole is

a place in a person.
Or...two. 
Not...three. Look.
A person has either
one or two - plus a
suckhole! Although wait, 

all that shit's optional 
Look. I'm just trying
to get this straight.

So, 

a piehole
is the mouth! 
That's easy. You put 
in pie. And shithole 
isn't so hard to place. 

It's the anus! AKA

...an asshole.
Everybody's got 
one in my opinion, but 
there's ambiguity there:
in the asshole.
Always 
is.
Is it
a person, or a place
in a person, the asshole?

And why

is neither the person nor
the place in a person ever
called a shithole?

Nobody ever 
gets called that. "You
shithole!" Nobody. 

And -
- which 
is the cornhole? 
In with the pie, 
or out - you know? 

the asshole. 

 

Asshole, pretty 
sure. Pretty 
sure. 

Of course, there's 
the butthole, but 

yeah.
It's kind of like 

lame