offhand

I have never in my life
wiped from the other side. 
I just found out that 
this makes me halal.
(In this practice at least.)

I wonder if Jews 
have a similar rule? 
And if not perhaps this 
is the root of that beef, 
somehow? Wait. 

No.
Not halal.
I was misinformed.
Different word.
Thank God. 

It seemed not quite right
for used food, being born. 
Shit! 
That's even worse!
I will end, cleanse
my hands and say shit 

is not really a curse.