mixer tips

Filling a glass up with ice 

first is just a booze-exclusion
maneuver. It's for wimps. Just 
nix the ice. Put in 
an equal amount of mixer
first, instead. Then boooze 
it up! Ahhh. It's
a little sweet, but
you'll thank me 
in the morning, I
dare and presume
to hope. And possibly
even more tonight! With
your vision unblurred and
judgment clean, who knows
what - WHAT? Oh, it sucks? Oh 
it's WARM? Okay sorry. More
BOOZE then? 
You betcha. 

lightweight

cold dulls the taste,
but okay