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"Go climb a lake!"
"Go jump in a tree!"
We have such tiffs, 
do you and I. Or 'rows' 
you might say. But you 
and me,
have decided it best
to row differently. 
"Go piss up a kite!"
"Go rope a fly!"
The rule is no crack
can be twisted straight.
It must be half-off, 
or upside-ways. 
The detached admiration 
it brings is great.