Kind regards

My regards, 
I should like you to note 
are kind. Even 

"Kindest regards" - better than 
you'd be arsed if you sought 
to find, these regards 

are quite
a bit more
than deserved, 
in each case. But kind.
For a peon like you,
I thought "What they hey?
Let's observe the proprieties kinder
than most, and tack "Kind regards"

at the end. It isn't because

you're so special, you know.
My regards are always
so kind. It's the way 
I intend.