fecal decal*

This bright clean shit sticker 
some kid slapped and smoothed giggling 
on the rear window of my piece-of-shit 
wash-me-please car was gift surprise
and tyke-sized dick move, all in one smooth
motion. Damn thing's

purple practically. The brown's 
so vivid with sparkles embedded. It's 

a cute poo, too but 

kids can be cruel, 
as we see in what this sticker 
said: rounded about that cartoon turd
in blocky-squat letters so solemn absurd 
it says: "REAL-PIECE-A-SHIT"

I assure it, it's not.
Magritte would have 
something to say about that
inaccurate crap. Stick that 
in your pipe and dream, you
brat. Picture yourself shit-hot
and too-cool as you think you are,
except with reason to. Spot 

what the difference is, missing 
from real. Design yourself a plan 
to add that shit in. Good deal. 

*pronounced "feekle deekle"