culture complex

In ancient itly
the roman gods got all greco
cuz
the people had a culture
complex, and they were like
"Their stories are better
those are our stories! Their gods
were our gods
all along?
They just didn't know! So
we didn't know these stories
but they're about our gods,
so
it's culturally appropriate
that we take them.
They kick ass"

now this became
called "culturally appropriation"
from how it was so
appropriate.
Culturally, it was a culture grab
and today,
to this day
people are like,
"Zeus is Jupiter"

your God damn right he is

anybody wanna fuck with itly
these days on the pagan god-grab
is going to have to go through the Pope,
so

chances are, case closed.