the frog

I'M THE SADDEST EMCEE ON EARTH,
AND YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A PRETTY REAL GOOD IDEA
OF MY WORTH, AND IT'S
MORE THAN SOME SUCKA!
I CAN TELL YOU THAT, BUT
NONE OF MY FANS WANT TO HEAR
ME RAP, SO
I'M THE SADDEST EMCEE ON EARTH
I ROCK RHYMES FOR REAL
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THE TIMES, LIKE
OH MY GOD A FROG! THERE'S
A FROG IN MY HOUSE, HOW
THE HELL DID THIS FROG GET IN?
THAT'S SO CRAZY, I CAN'T
DO A THING ABOUT THIS FROG
HE'S SO FAST, SO I'MA UM

THERE'S A REAL FROG IN MY
HOUSE RIGHT NOW, GUYS. A

FROG.

AND I'M THE SADDEST EMCEE
ON EARTH