personals

Lazy man, age 37+ possessed
by a rich self-fulfillment
and of a certain virile
indifference occasionally
confused for greatness
of character, loathes
beach-walking free-spirits

to the point of carrying a
bullwhip everywhere in case
one is spotted, hates

lazy days, employs bullwhip
to get them going underway
already, enjoys

relaxing with candles lit
to lazy jazz with only tippy
-toes in the bath (too hot)
while reading three novels
held high and dangerously
between two massive hands, all but

DARING one

to fall in the water and suffer
the punishment (FIREPLACE!),

detests medium-sized
talk (big talk and small talk
okay), loathes equals and peers
equally (superiors fondly humored,
inferiors protected and upheld), happy

to be corrected on grammar. No,
it's okay really - it's how he improves! Occasionally
self-refers as 3rd person, as in
self-advertisement. Personal

habits vile or immaculate,
nothing in-between.

Totally uninterested
in your reply. It is

what it seems.