recap since the update

Let's see if you can picture me
doing all this: After that
I took a running jump
out the front door with
my hands mashed into the sides
of my head, and a curious look
on my face and also
ass, but
it always has that look.
I sprinted left, bounced off
the truck then right to the mailbox
- nothing. Dispirited, I floated
listlessly back to the house in a weaving
dodge, and shut the front door
after myself
as I drifted in.
Turning upside down, I bounced
on my head down the front hall, and hung
a turn right, bump and thonking
into the bathroom, where
I went to the bathroom.
It was inconvenient due
to the positioning of the toilet,
but I finished up, bonked solidly
over to the sink, washed my feet,
toweled off thoroughly and konked
and clonked painfully
down the hall into the bedroom. Into bed.

Headache city

and went to sleep.