For Much The Fun

For much the fun you used to want,
just do the things you used to like!
Experiment: do just the same, then
add a twist! Like riding a bike
- but off a log! Some zest, pizzazz
you'll never learn to forget
a thing like that. Or have your cake
and eat - the spoon! These days,
pretend you're a cartoon
- that's probably your funnest bet.
Remember those? We're not done yet!
Go in to work, and punch the wall!
Instead of the clock. Get it?
But that's not all - chew out
your boss's boss! Then give
your boss some orders, then
go crawling to subordinates
apologizing for some gaffe
and asking for a menial task
that you could do to mend
the loss. Want more? Take off!
More fun outside, I bet!
Departing cars? Catch bumper rides!
Like long-lost days on icy roads.
No ice? A twist on things!
See how it lies
So red and wet