in these parts

Testicles are THE BALLS. Important,
manwise - and the "bozack?" That's
the ball sack, considered exclusively
and apart from the balls, which

probably flaps a little loose,
if so, but macabre or not
we need distinct terms to be
precise! In case of surgery,
or disagreement leading to
surgery - or resulting from. Meanwhile,

THE PEEN is of mounting importance
in many men's lives! Though true
- not as many as would wish. Still,

when it sticks out (or, from a prone
position) up - the indicator is
"HOP ON!" Or perhaps - "POSITION
YOURSELF ACCOMMODATINGLY!" All with
a blaring, wheedling undercurrent
of "PLEEEEEEEEEEASE" and "please
pleasepleaseplease" "THIS

THING'S

FRIENDLY!"

- let's pretend it is.
Let's admit it's a friendly
sort of thing, or anyway
ought to be. You need trust

- the foundation of friendship -
and a pretty big, sloppy hot interest
(not the foundation of friendship)
(necessarily) to want to
have it out
in a sexual way
with

something that's objectively
winning no beauty prize. Let's say.
At least,

not if they let ladies enter. That's
unfair competition - it's the reason
we're such dicks about gender! We know

We know

we will never be the prettiest
down there. But, to be fair
- as they say, to be fairest -
you have to be "in the land"
as well as available
for the magic mirror to conduct
inspections and rigorous
(not lewd - this is an impartial
judge who lives in a mirror) scrutiny,
breaking everyone in the land who's
at all fair down, and fairly determining
who wins. The prize, as I understand it
- they send a huntsman!

Let's face it

not everybody's interested
in these parts.