True story #2: Fae design

One time I was in Solvang,
CA...ah, fnck it. Those faeries
were posed all arched-backs and
nude assessment right out in the window
for women and all to GAWK. I was like, 

"What kind of Danish camera shop is THIS
place supposed to be?" S went in with me
and she about puked. AXES all over the wall:
a glorified hit of antique violence, desensitizing
both of us so much we about puked off, backed
out and enjoyed the hell

out of that little Danish cutup and paste
town. I recommend it!