Women! As hard
as may be for one
man to love another's
cooking, these recipes
from Down Under will get you
on top again, being looked up
to and hollering "No Rules?
No worries! She'll be right!"
Right? Now, step one, remove
all impediments to cooking. Use
your oven mitts, your apron, your
own good sense, get down and
simmering on gas-fired heat
or whatever grills fastest
because HEAT is recipe #1,
and ooh we do not mean strictly
caliente! BON JOUR, picante
fans! YOUR MAN is going to
whet his palate to the crotch
finding how you've just turned
both up a notch downstairs. Next?
Shoot girl
just use your! Imagination, fancy
- no recipe from Cosmopolitan's
curbside rag can compete with
THAT when you're the one in
the bedroom and kitchen attire,
bouncing up a sweet storm
of marital arts in the room
where it happens! Vermin?
No problem! Actually, hold
up. That's a different recipe.
Try a steak instead maybe.
Filet mignon is cute, but
HE'LL be on fire when you
dump lump crab and saucy
bearnaise on his plate from
way downtown! FILET OSCAR,
for those who know and don’t
mind accepting a gold statuette
on the way backstage, now
and again. Now, strap it up
and in a bit, because it’s
couch time, and football
is a national sport, down
there.
Ouch
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