My guess

Cheeze Whiz should partner up
with Cool Whip and come out
with Cool Whiz. It
would be the inaugural
product launch in a whole 

offering of sprayable food. Pots
Whiz (poe tay toes), a whole subline,
basically think flavored mashed potatoes
only not so hot - Pringles may weigh in
providing their trademark flavors. Picture
blasting soft ranch, nacho cheeze or sour
creme and onyon false potatoes directly
in your mouth. 

Spam Whiz (another brand giant storms
the synergy stampede!), Wonder Whiz (why
NOT spray-can whitebread?), and finally

when the public is about out of their minds
with all the convenience glory: WHIZ WHIZ.
Which would be...hinted at as kind of a secret
proprietary mix of other Whizzes?

And you could taste the flavors in there, but
there's definitely some inscrutable other taste
in there, and yep: it's people.

One slogan could piggyback on the whole Tang
mystique by claiming: "Whiz Foods! The kind
of stuff an astronaut might use!"

My guess is this is already happening