show on television. It would be
in black and white, set in the days
where tough men wore sharp hats
and women knew how. So instead
of curses, there would be all that
great and colorful old-timey lingo,
but obviously used in place of a curse,
so you'd laugh and know exactly.
The hero would have a jaw you
could found a bank branch on.
He'd have the look of later men
cranked out of the Carey Grant
stamp press, but with his own
stamp too: kind of fuzzy, like
an off-print counterfeit that can
still pass on the streets, on tv.
Dapper not suave, large
but not musclebound:
a good guy, but with a wrong
side you don't want to get on
(several people every week
look right at him and apparently,
didn't get the memo) in short:
could found a bank branch on.
He'd have the look of later men
cranked out of the Carey Grant
stamp press, but with his own
stamp too: kind of fuzzy, like
an off-print counterfeit that can
still pass on the streets, on tv.
Dapper not suave, large
but not musclebound:
a good guy, but with a wrong
side you don't want to get on
(several people every week
look right at him and apparently,
didn't get the memo) in short:
straight dangerous, with a
chaser of hard morality
and one of those "own
solitary code" of honor
deals. Keeps getting
in fights he didn't start,
chases he kicked off
by showing up, or
saying something
- with a meaning look.
chaser of hard morality
and one of those "own
solitary code" of honor
deals. Keeps getting
in fights he didn't start,
chases he kicked off
by showing up, or
saying something
- with a meaning look.
It'd be racist, because
that was the time, but
every time somebody
was racist, the hero
would launch in from
the side with a haymaker
suckerpunch crack! across
the jib, and down they go
- even if he wasn't in that scene!
You see, in those days they filmed
on soundstages, so the hero was
probably watching from the wings.
Probably how those cases got solved,
if you think about it. Canny.
every time somebody
was racist, the hero
would launch in from
the side with a haymaker
suckerpunch crack! across
the jib, and down they go
- even if he wasn't in that scene!
You see, in those days they filmed
on soundstages, so the hero was
probably watching from the wings.
Probably how those cases got solved,
if you think about it. Canny.
Anyway, the dialogue and character
touches would be a joy, the plots
well-laid and knit, the twists and turns
believably implausible, the score
would be brassy, halfway-atonal
raucous jazz with an animal rhythm,
only composed to within an inch
of its life so the effect is a sort of
deadly, trained timid raucuity -
a classic. An all-around ironshod
brass-fitted pipe-hitting classic
with a heart of gold, where every
week's show wrapped up tidy
and neat, and satisfying, and
you came to love seeing each
character come back, even if
they're not main-cast, because
it's all been drawn so well
into a taut net of bursting
televisual virtues and merits. Only
you couldn't recommend it anybody
because of all the dramatically
necessary heavily explicit nudity
and hard core sex - with full-on
zoomed-in biologically lurid
obsessive camerawork, too! From
startling, unexpected angles
borrowed from avant-garde
German Expressionism, and
- the skin tones. How these
scenes were lit to bring out
luster and throw deep shade,
with shadows and angles
turning a vigorous animal
brute force tenderness coupling
into an orgy of phantoms panting
and thrusting, giving and receiving
around the main pair! How many
different lights are supposed to be
on in this "room"?
But really, this is the only small
touch of the show's production that yanks
you out of suspension of disbelief, and
it's worth it for the sheer art. Truth
and beauty, kids. The human form,
whether wandering the dark streets
sprayed with rain so the light picks up
darkling gleams, and shadows cut
deeply across paths, or getting into
dive bars for a purpose: YOU! YOU
in the corner! CHASE SCENE. WHY?
Or when the guns come out. Or the knives,
but - let it be fists, please. The hero does not
come up short there. A knife he can handle
- or always does. A gun makes him stop,
hold up his hands and get cocky. It's
a plot device. Like how he always gets
hit on the head from behind and blacks out.
If the writers can't figure out how to stop
this guy sometimes, these shows would take
ten minutes tops! Where were we, though?
The human form, in the midst and muddling through
all of that, sometimes we lose its beauty in the doings.
Yet sex somehow, that doesn't happen. It's as if it's
the one act
in which beauty itself is the act. Human beauty,
and that's why this show gets it so right. Because
well.
but - let it be fists, please. The hero does not
come up short there. A knife he can handle
- or always does. A gun makes him stop,
hold up his hands and get cocky. It's
a plot device. Like how he always gets
hit on the head from behind and blacks out.
If the writers can't figure out how to stop
this guy sometimes, these shows would take
ten minutes tops! Where were we, though?
The human form, in the midst and muddling through
all of that, sometimes we lose its beauty in the doings.
Yet sex somehow, that doesn't happen. It's as if it's
the one act
in which beauty itself is the act. Human beauty,
and that's why this show gets it so right. Because
well.
It's also why you can't recommend it.
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