fake advice for pervs

As she introduced herself, 
I pictured her: naked 
as always. An old how-to
tip from school days to get
over fears of public speaking.
Now, I never really feared 
that, but I find it works great
on first meetings as well! Kills 
all awkward angling; substitutes
a fresh, direct how-you-doin' 
approach. Works with dudes, too
- even better! I can't accuse my
motives of being ulterior, then.