why real prophets are always reluctant

I have been talking
to God in my still small voice
and God coos back

God just wants to be
friends. Just friends
with me. Just friends
with everyone. How

Can I proclaim the news
of God's infinite
friendzone?

And 

is anybody surprised 
to hear this? I think 
we knew already 

thanks God 
No, friends is fine 
nobody really needs 
to cross that line