insidious manipulator

Is there any man
or woman not secretly
proud of their masturbation
scenarios? I'm ashamed to say
I couldn't say. It's all anyone
never talks about, but the sense
I get is some of these
are really quite inventive.

What if 

A new norm were invoked?
Just like that, everyone posts 
their top five shining bests 
on their dating and social 
media profiles, are you 
ready? Three, two, go 

Now,
I bet everyone feels much 
better about this someday, 
somehow.