Your welcome, and welcome to it

On behalf
of all our customers, we would like
to express our thanks
for your tireless
efforts over the past
twenty years

to come in
and paw through all this
shit we put out, and
buy some. You kept us

in the business! And it is our vow
as we move on bright-eyed
into a clear future,
together, never
to lose sight

of whose behalf
it behooves us
to remain in cahoots with. For our sake
and yours,

we salute you
you salute us

everybody wins. Thank you

for the support we give you
which you take, and vice-versa.
Let us inspire you, as you've
inspired us to. You're

welcome

to our 20th anniversary celebration
of you,

the customer.